son: Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna visit Grandma!
mom: Shut up and keep digging.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail.
mom: Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!

son: Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with Sheldon!
mom: Shut up and close the coffin!

son: Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?
mom: Shut up and search the sand traps!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
mom: Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
mom: Not today, we already dug her three times this week.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
mom: Shut up and keep digging.

son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to see daddy again.
mom: Shut up and keep digging.

son: Mommy, Mommy, I want to play with Grandpa now!
mom: Keep quiet, the coffin stays closed today!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Can't we give Daddy a decent burial?
mom: Shut up and keep flushing!

son: Mommy, mommy! I don't want to go to China.
mom: Shut up and keep digging

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