son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls!
mom: Shut up and get back in the barrel!

son: Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!
mom: Shut up or I'll flush it again!

son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.
mom: Shut up son and keep swimming.

son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to go to England.
mom: Shut up and keep swimming.

son: Mommy, mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
mom: Shut up and get back in the sack!

son: Mommy, mommy! how far is America?
mom: Shut up and keep rowing.

son: Mommy, mommy, can I go swimming?
mom: Shut up. You know iron lungs don't float!

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