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Mommy, Mommy! Jokes (DELIQUANT)

son: Mommy, mommy, what is a deliquant child?
mom: Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

son: Mommy, mommy, what is a deliquant child?
mom: Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
mom: Shut up and deal.

son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't know how to play poker.
mom: Shaddup and deal.

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