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Joke 61 ******* The Singapore 5 'Ks' ==================== You have heard of Singaporeans '5Cs' dreams, have you ever heard of the '5Ks" i) kiasu (obvious) ii) kiasee (obvious) iii) kiabor (scared of wife) iv) kiabo (scared of having nothing) v) kiachenghu (scared of government) ________________________________________________________________ Joke 62 ******* Interesting perspective about work ================================== I'm tired because I'm OVERWORKED. The population of this country is 3 Million. 0.8 Million are retired. That leaves 2.2 Million to do the work. There are 0.8 Million in school, which leaves 1.4 Million to do the work. Of this total, there are another 0.8 Million employed by the government, that leaves 600,000 people to do the work. 350,000 people are serving the Singapore Armed Forces and that leaves 250,000 people to do the work. 100,000 musicians, performing artists and Howard Stern cronies, which leaves 150,000 to do the work. There are 120,000 people in hospitals and handicap, thus that leaves 30,000 to do the work. 20,000 people are self-employed, so that leaves 10,000 to do the work. Now, there are 9,998 people in the prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And YOU'RE sitting there reading this. No wonder I'm tired! So stop reading this and help me do my WORK! ________________________________________________________________ Joke 63 ******* MRT Pledge ========== This is a special tribute to all that takes the MRT or bus, for that matter. "We, the passengers of MRT, poised ourselves as one kan cheong people, regardless of old folks, kids or pregnant women, to rush for unoccupied seats, based on pushing and shoving so as to achieve rest, slumber and sleep for our comfort". ______________________________________________________________[Return to Shafir's Home Page]